Flirting, dating, size, sex and more. No topic is off limits as Ultra Tune ambassador TYANA HANSEN returns to MAXIM for another sensational cover feature shoot — and to answer the questions men are too afraid to ask women…
Question time, Tyana! We’ve got a few things to ask you about what guys want to know about women. Ready?
Sounds good. Let’s do it!
OK, let’s kick off with what’s the first thing you notice about a man?
His muscles – sorry, I’m shallow like that, but then I’ll notice his eyes or smile.
Do women like abs or arms more?
I prefer arms – you notice them before abs.
What’s the best way for a guy to approach a girl he likes?
Ask me out on a date. Once you get to know someone I’m 100 percent down for movies in bed, however, I wouldn’t want a guy to ask me that straight away as you know he only wants one thing.
What’s a pick up line that has actually worked on you?
I don’t think a pick up line has ever worked on me – I find them really super cheesy. I prefer to meet people in person rather than online, too.
Does a man have more of a chance with a woman if he plays hard to get or does showing interest in you always win?
Definitely showing interest – there is nothing sexier than a guy who knows what he wants.
Do girls honestly like the nice guys or do they prefer a bad boy?
I’m a sucker for bad boys, but I want to settle down with a nice guy. I think when you are younger the bad boys seem more appealing but as you get older sustainability and security becomes more important.
When you first date a guy, does it matter to you how many girls he has slept with previously?
No, not at all, I think everyone has a past and sometimes it makes them better in bed as they have more experience.
Do women find it attractive if a guy claims to have a lot of options?
No, more than likely that will cause women to lose interest or have trust issues. To have plenty of options means you’re generally talking to plenty of people, which isn’t ideal.
Does a wedding ring on a guy stop you from flirting?
Yes, if I notice it. However, I find 99 percent of the time men who are married and want to cheat will go out without their ring and usually make the first move.
When should a man give up on chasing a woman?
When she files a restraining order — I’m kidding! I think if a woman expresses to a man she is no longer interested he should then respect her wishes. It’s a different story if she is playing hard to get.
Does a guy pursue a woman who has cancelled on him twice?
Yes I think so – three strikes and you’re out. Two isn’t enough!
How often do you notice when guys try to be subtle about checking out your breasts?
If they don’t make it obvious I generally don’t notice. I’m not a very observant person and I tend not to look random men in the eye when I walk as to not make them feel comfortable enough to talk to me.
Do you care if a guy stares at your breasts?
I mean I didn’t get huge boobs for them not to be stared at! But that’s just me — I’m sure there are a lot of women who don’t appreciate men looking at them sexually.
Do you stare at our crotch like we stare at your boobs?
If a guy is wearing grey sweat pants then, yes, absolutely.
What’s the sexiest thing a guy can say during sex?
“I love you”.
What is the most sexually excitable spot on your body?
Having my neck and ears kissed.
How can a man get a woman to be freakier in bed?
I think this comes down to the woman feeling comfortable with the man. Some women are more sexually upfront, however for most it comes down to feeling comfortable and having communication with you partner.
How common is it for women to lie about their orgasms?
Very, very common. I think all my girlfriends and I have faked an orgasm at one point or another.
Is it okay to wake you up in the middle of the night for a sex session?
Usually it’s a nice surprise to wake up to — providing it’s consensual.
How does a guy politely ask his partner for oral sex?
Well, me personally, I love to give oral sex, so the guy generally doesn’t need to ask.
When it comes to penis size, how small is too small and how big is too big?
Anything below five inches is too small and even that’s pushing it. You’d want it to be thick, too. As far as big is concerned the limit does not exist.
If a guy you are dating gets soft all the time, or is unable to perform sometimes, does it affect you and your wish to stay or leave this person?
Unfortunately, yes. Sex is a huge part of a relationship – especially for me. I understand men can have hormone imbalances and stress factors, but if they don’t seek help that’s when it isn’t OK.
How much of a turn off is a 30-year-old male virgin?
OMG — I would love that! imagine being a guy’s first – I haven’t had that since I was 16.
Should a guy tell a girl he’s a virgin or just wing it?
I think it is up to him – whatever he feels comfortable with. I don’t think it’s 100 percent necessary to disclose virginity.
How frequently do women actually masturbate?
Speaking for myself – four to five times a day, but most of my friends say at least once week.
What’s a healthy number of times per day for a women to masturbate?
I’m not a doctor but I would say at least once a day. Self-love is important.
Do women actually like being sent dick pics?
I think it depends on the woman and the guy sending it.
Why do women go to the bathroom together – sometimes in groups?
Companionship and to fix each other’s make-up. Or to bitch about someone.
Why do girls ask guys if their “bum looks big in this?” when they know there’s clearly only one correct answer?
To keep their man on his toes.
Are women seriously expecting an honest reply to “does this make me look fat?”
I mean, nowadays curves are in, so if a guy told me I had a fat arse I wouldn’t be mad.
Why do women say they don’t want gifts or flowers when they actually do?
Because we don’t want to have to ask them — we want them to want to buy it.
What’s with all the rage over leaving the toilet seat up?
I have fallen in the toilet so many times in the middle of the night because the lid was left up!
If could change three things about a man, what would they be?
I’m a huge believer in not wanting to change your partner. If you meet them in a certain way or job or lifestyle, and choose to date them, then be accepting of it. Never go into a relationship wanting to change the other person.
Finally, how would you explain the main difference between men and women?
I don’t think there is really an exact answer to this question – its 2021, people. Everyone is different regardless of their gender. ■
Status Update
FULL NAME: Tyana Maree Hansen
BORN: April 1, 1995
HOMETOWN: Brisbane, Qld
CURRENTLY LIVES: Gold Coast, Qld
LOVES: “Travelling, the beach and sleeping.”
PET PEEVES: “Slow walkers and slow drivers.”
GO-TO DRINK: “Gin and tonic with cucumber.”
FAVOURITE CURSE WORD: “F–k.”
BEST PARTY TRICK: “I can pour champagne from a glass between my butt cheeks.”
LIFE MOTTO: “It is what it is.”
INSTAGRAM: @tyanamaree and @Tyanamhansen
TWITTER: @tyanahansen
TIK TOK/ONLYFANS: @Tyanamaree
Photographed by ROCKY BATCHELOR (IG: @ROCKYBATCHELOR)
Interview by SANTI PINTADO (IG: @SPINTADO)
Hair & make-up by SIMMY CARR (IG: @MAKEUPBY_SIMMYCARR)
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